Our House Pet by Kang Miju
I saw a
woman through the inter phone. I don't know her face. She spoke very formally, but her clothes were very fancy. Her shirt was very tight and her breasts were
quite revealing hm... When I opened the door, it was worst. Her mini skirt was
like a seaweed wrapped around her hip. How did she know my name?
"Who
are you?"
"Oh my!
I found it! Gyak!"
"Ah!"
Suddenly,
she just pushed me and rudely intrude to my house. Ahrong, Yurong, Haerong,
and... Darong came out to see the intruder. When she saw everyone she even
screamed.
I don't think she came because she fell for our Ahrong, Yurong,
and Haerong's looks. As soon as she entered... she ran to Darong and hugged his waist. Fuck, who the hell is that bitch? How dare you hug our
Darong's waist! That's only for me! What…? What did I just think about? I think
I'm crazy.
"I've
been looking for you for a long time. I love you! Marry me!"
"Ugh...
Ex..excuse me... What are you...?"
"You,
you are not married to him, right?"
"Th...that's
true, so?"
"What's
you guys' relationship?"
Still
she was holding Darong's waist and rubbing her face to him. What's our
relationship? Master and pet. Then right away she will call 911. There is a crazy
bitch take her to the hospital. What should I say... siblings? But we look
totally different. Then a close noona? But I look too young. Ah, that's not
true. I don't know his age, but he looks like he is barely over 20. Not sure if
he has a young looking face or he is actually young... Can't ask until he comes
back to normal!
"Mm...So...we
are.."
I'm
started to think a lot. What kind of relationship? Do I really only think him as a pet? No that's not it. I'm sure if that's not true. Friend? Do people live
with their friends like this? Mmmm...
"So
you guys are nothing?"
She said it sarcastically I felt like meeting with that last time slut, level 2.
What should I say to her?
"Huh?"
"Oh?"
For
long time I was thinking, then Darong untied himself from that slut level 2 at
once. He stood right next to me. Ahhh, this bastard is really cute. You are the best man in my life. I removed my thinking face and smiled at her.
"We
are like this?"
For a second that slut level 2 looked at us absurdly. She was shaking and put strength in
her fists and shouted.
"Don't
lie! I already know there is no relationship between you guys!"
"How
do you know that?"
"I
wa...watched him!"
"Isn't
that a crime?"
"I
don't care. It was love at first sight! I will take him because you guys are
nothing!"
"Who
said you can do that?"
"Th...that..."
"Then
do you want to bet?"
Slut
level 2 was surprised at first, and she smiled. She probably thinks she is
better than me. I'm better than you in many ways you brat. I look good, have a good
body, cook well, and give him my love. Of course, you are younger, have bigger
breasts, slimmer waist, bigger butt, bigger eyes, and higher nose than me... But still I'm not because of the make-up you're wearing.
"Hah,
what kind of bet?"
"You
know, he is one, and we are two?"
"Yes."
"It's
not like we can cut him in half, so he has to choose. If there were two of him
we can each take him one and live separately, but that's not the case. He is
the only guy, so he has the choice to pick. Isn't that right?"
"That's
perfect!"
"Where is your confidence coming from?"
"Because
we fell for each other in the first sight!"
This is
an illness. She might turn into a stalker, but let me dispose her first. I put
Darong in the middle, and we started to back off.
"Oppa!
I will treat you well. Our house has lot of money!"
"Hah."
Slut
level 2 started to tempt Darong with lot of methods, but I was just smiling.
Slut level 2 was full of confidence that he will pick her, and she was listing
all she had. Darong was looking at the place where there was a loud sound
but... I was very relaxed, and I took out something in the apron pocket and hid it behind
my back.
"Hey."
And I
called him. I didn't want to call him Darong, so I just called him hey, but he smartly understood and looked at me.
"So,
make your decision. Who do you want to live with?"
I
smiled softly as possible and asked. Our Darong... Haha, our Darong didn't betray
me. He directly pointed at me and came to me, and slut level 2 stupidly
stood there.
"See?
Can you go out now? Don't ever come back. Our love is very special, so there is
no space for you to intrude. Hoho!"
Slut
level 2 was probably in shock she couldn't say anything. I pushed her outside
and closed the door with a smiling face.
"(Crying)!
This doesn't count! Oppaaa!"
"Hey
hey, there are 3 children between us. Just give it up! Plus his personality is
really bad. Can you stand his abusiveness? If you don't want to get beat up, just go home."
Suddenly,
outside was quiet. She left. Ha..haha.. Fuck, it's first time feeling dirty
after I won. I felt depressed and went to the kitchen. And...
"..."
I
glared at back of Darong. Although I won, I didn't win completely. That
bastard... didn't choose me, instead he chose the sausage slightly showing
behind my back. Secret tool to get selected from Darong was the.... sausage in
my apron. I was about to play with him with that later but didn't know it will
be used like this. A sigh just comes out.
"Yes
yes... You are forever sausage right? I'm really disappointed."
I
didn't realized I will be this disappointed. From now on, I will always give
him the sausages and make him get sick of it and make him... select me!
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