Our House Pet by Kang Miju
*oppa - younger girls call older guys oppa (younger sister calling older brother)
*ajumma or ajuma - middle aged ladies around 40-50 (you can call a married woman 'ajumma' but they will get mad)
5. Darong's Three Habits
After Darong came in to our house, I was looking for any ads that were looking for him, but it was quiet... I turned on the TV to check the news, but there was nothing.
"Huh? Darong!"
I went out to find some part time job and to look for some things about Darong. I ran leaving only about 30 meters away the apartment. Our Darong is a genious. He's very smart. When I go out, he instinctively knows when I was going to return and waits for me outside. The problem is that there are some flies around him. It's been 10 days since Darong came to our home. I thought I finished studying him, but this is the biggest problem.
"Oh, Oppa. Who is she?"
"..."
"Our Oppa looks cool because he is so quiet!"
Only dirtiest flies get attach to him. When I shout the name Darong and ran to him, that girl was looking at me like I'm a crazy bitch. Fuck you, do you think I would get scared by that?
"Hey Rong. Let's go."
In front of the people, I couldn't call him Darong, so I shortened it to Rong. Luckily today Darong brought Ahrong with him. She probably thinks Ahrong is Darong. I just ignored her even though she stands out too much. Tight crop top with super short mini skirt. Crazy permed hair and caked make-up. I've been putting on make-up for 6 years now, but I can't even try doing it like her.
"Oppa! Don't go with that bitch come with me."
Whew, I think there are too many people who's after our Darong. Sometimes when I take him a walk, all the ajummas only love him. I knew it... the mixed breed is more popular than pure breed... Ah, he's a human. These days I really treat him like a mixed breed animal. If there is anyone who looks good with this sweats, it will be our Darong. In my whole life, I've never seen anyone who looks good like he is. Because of his tall height and handsome face, people always look at him, and he's the center of the attention. And because of the red sweats he's wearing right now, he looks like he's from a different world.
"Excuse me."
"What."
"Do you know this guy well?"
"No."
"Did you approach him knowing who he belongs to?"
"Ajumma, you live with him? But I want to take him away from you because I like him."
Look at this bitch. She is way too young compare to my age, and she is so informal to me? My very good personality was tainting. You probably looked down on me because of my innocent look. Ha. You messed with a wrong person.
"Hey bitch. Do you even know me? How dare you speak so informal? Bitch I ate more than 100 meals than you. Look at your hair and make-up you are totally telling people you are a delinquent, and you even dare to come to my house and try to seduce my man? You slut. Take a hike."
"Wha... What.. the hell?!"
"Shit! I really want to punch your face but come to think of it you are probably someone else's precious little child. You want to play with this bastard? Hey! Who do you want to go with? If you want to go with that bitch, then go with her, if you aren't gonna, just come with me."
I glared at her once more and walked to the elevator.
"Huh? Oppa! Don't live with that crazy bitch! Just live with me!"
Of course. There is no way Darong is going to abandon me. He was following me very obediently. He held on to my sleeve. Good. Our pet is too handsome but never got this kind of pest before. It looks like they met few times while I was away... Quietness is his charm? You don't know anything. I will cut all! the ties between you two. One special skill I learned about while living with him.
"Darong?"
"..."
"If you do that again, I will give you twice as many food today."
His clear black eyes were sparkling. He is really good at understanding people, and his instinct of living is very strong. He does everything for food except dying. I smiled and told him.
"You know the thing I taught you yesterday? Yeah! That putting up the finger. Do that with that. While you look at her in her eyes."
I went inside the elevator. Before the elevator door closed, he gave that bitch a blow.
"Fuck you."
Right away that delinquent froze, and the elevator door closed.
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